Junk Food

My ex-boyfriend was in the office

I won’t tell you which one he was

My ex-boyfriend, he went to Harvard

Where he outlearned everyone

Eating junk food in a bad mood

Eating junk food in a bad, bad mood

He’s always mad on vacation

And plays me like his TV shows

Said he needs to get serious, but I thought we were serious

And I thought he was funny

But he packs up his suitcase and says stay at my place

“Alright, okay”

Now I’m eating junk food in his bedroom

Yeah I’m eating junk food in a bad, bad mood

And when he goes away

I know it’s gonna be okay

‘Cause I still love him anyway

Even yesterday

I know it’s gonna be okay