Naughty List

Dear old Santa

Here's my Christmas wish

I just want somebody from the naughty list

Dear old Santa

I need a Christmas kiss

I want it from somebody on the naughty list

I'm not a size queen, that's not me

But I need a great big Christmas tree

Set the scene aby light the fire

Drop the cinnamon in the fire

Lay me down on the wrapping paper

Treat me bad and I'll see you later

Just because I'm naughty doesn't mean I want coal

Instead I want a ticket straight to Santa's North Pole

I wanna check his lest 'til I find a freak

'Cuz Saint Nick used to come three times a week

You've got Mrs. Claus but I need someone for me

Dear old Santa

Here's my Christmas wish

I just want somebody from the naughty list

Dear old Santa

I need a Christmas kiss

I want it from somebody on the naughty list

I've been a good girl all year long

And all that I want is a nice yule log

Taking my robe off like a present

My naughty boy is a Christmas blessing

Not a reindeer but I'm still a vixen

What's that smell coming from the kitchen?

You've got Mrs. Claus but I need someone for me

Dear old Santa

Here's my Christmas wish

I just want somebody from the naughty list

Dear old Santa

I need a Christmas kiss

I want it from somebody on the naughty list

Oh I'm a ho ho ho tonight

Santa's gonna be eating my cookies and drinking all my milk

Spank me daddy I've been so naughty

Don't eat yellow snow

Dear old Santa

Here's my Christmas wish

I just want somebody from the naughty list

Dear old Santa

I need a Christmas kiss

I want it from somebody on the naughty list

Dear old Santa

Here's my Christmas wish

I just want somebody from the naughty list

Dear old Santa

I need a Christmas kiss

I want it from somebody on the naughty list

Merry frocking Christmas from the Frock Destroyers