Boyfriend Of The Year (Sadder)

She's about 5'3", petite, yeah, she's just your type

Oscar nominee for the good guy

Only took you 'bout two weeks to go out and find another me so

Did you cook her breakfast in the morning?

When did you become such a Prince Charming?

Used to keep me for your eyes only

While she's all over your Instagram story

And I don't mean to sound bitter

Got yourself a real winner

And I hope you're happy with her

And I'll bet

She would get flowers and a morning text

Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends

When she's upset, might even fake a little tear

Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year

Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother

Go out for coffee dates with her mother

Congratulations, here's a little cheer

Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year

(Boyfriend of the year)

Yeah, the first night you had her over

Did you cook her up a carbonara?

Then rose petals in a hotel on Valentine's

Oh, I don't think that she knows the warning signs

And I don't mean to sound bitter

Got yourself a real winner

And I hope you're happy with her

And I'll bet

She would get flowers and a morning text

Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends

When she's upset, might even fake a little tear

Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year

Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother

Go out for coffee dates with her mother

Congratulations, here's a little cheer

Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year

I guess you settled

Get your medal

Oh, but when did you get so sentimental?

Wouldn't dare to miss her birthday

And I bet she gets her gift on anniversaries

And I'll bet

She would get flowers and a morning text

Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends

When she's upset, might even fake a little tear

Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year

Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother

Go out for coffee dates with her mother

Congratulations, here's a little cheer

Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year

Boyfriend of the year

Boyfriend of the year

Raise a little cheer, boyfriend of the year

Let me make myself clear

Swear I'm being sincere

Let's raise a little cheer for boyfriend of the year