Top Songs By Henry Danger Cast
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Henry Danger The Musical Cast
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael Corcoran
Composer
Samantha Martin
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Michael Corcoran
Producer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Please be seated
[Verse 2]
When I was boy, I auditioned for a musical
It was a musical about cats
[Verse 3]
Was it cats?
[Verse 4]
It doesn't really matter, Charlotte
I'm trying to tell my story here
Please listen
Thank you
[Verse 5]
Anyway, on the day of the audition
I wore underwear
Underwear with cats, like in the musical
That's how I knew this role would be mine stat
[Verse 6]
What is stat?
Uh, it means like, soon
Yeah, like ASAP, kinda
Yeah, I see quite a lot of doctors use it
Ah, gotcha, gotcha
[Verse 7]
Are you guys done?
I'm kinda pouring my heart out here
Anyway
[Verse 8]
I meowed, I meowed
Oh, I meowed like I'd studied cats at Yale
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
And I shook my tush like my tush had a bushy little tail
[Verse 9]
Do cats have bushy tails?
Yeah, don't embarrass yourself
No, I think that's squirrels
Rabbits? Yeah, rabbits, I think rabbits
[Verse 10]
What's with all the side chats?
[Verse 11]
It's just that we can tell what happens in the end
That I doubt
You didn't get the role
It went to someone else who tried out
[Verse 12]
Irregardless
Not a word
[Verse 13]
Ever since that day
I've had a hatred for musicals
So whoever caused this curse
[Verse 14]
You know it was Frankini
Yeah, you said on the news
Yeah, pay attention
Oh, yeah
[Verse 15]
So Frankini
Oh, God, I smell a high note
Plug your ears
Will pay
Written by: Michael Corcoran, Samantha Martin