The Astronaut (gently)

I have so much fun

I’m never ever sad

I got it all together

Nobody cares

 

Look at me so happy

Everybody’s perfect

I never ever cry, and

Nobody cares

 

Look at my new face

I got it at a thrift store

Took the elevator

Got off on the 5th floor

Smiled at a baby

I think it was my landlord

I don’t have the rent

But it doesn’t matter anymore, cause

 

I’m gonna be a star

I’m an astronaut that’s blasting off

Alone inside a bar

I’m gonna be a god

I’m a statue staring at you

But this room is really dark

 

Everybody’s watchin’

Everybody’s talkin’

Everybody’s likin’

But nobody cares

 

I got brand new moves

And I think they’re really sexy

Everybody wants me

But nobody cares

 

Look at my new body

I got it in a dumpster

Brand new blow up doll

And I think I really love her

Talks a bit too much

So I went to see a doctor

Red pill in the morning

Get Illuminati dollars

 

I’m gonna be a star

I’m an astronaut that’s blasting off

Alone inside a bar

 

I’m gonna be a god

I’m a statue staring at you

But this room is really dark

 

It’s so quiet out here

It’s so quiet out here

In the dark

It’s so lonely out here

It’s so lonely out here

Cause I’m a

 

Star

I’m an astronaut that’s blasting off

Alone inside my head

I’m gonna be a god

I’m an idle sitting idle

In the comfort of my bed

 

I’m gonna be a star

I’m an astronaut that’s blasting off

Alone inside a bar

I’m gonna be a god

I’m a statue staring at you

But this room is really dark