The Krampus Song

Well you know ol' Saint Nicholas We all love that jolly guy He comes around on Chriss-a-mus And gives gifts to us, that's why But did you know that in the Alps He travels with a special friend Who grabs naughty children by the scalp And wallops their back end He's Krampus Krampus Krampus Krampus The demon goat man pal of ol' Saint Nick He's Krampus Krampus Yes, Krampus Nein, Krampus He beats the naughty children with a stick To the good little boys and upright girls Saint Nicholas comes with love He brings chocolate, and lots of it And fruits and nuts and stuff But Krampus comes round with his stick A devil of a fella they tell Well, ol' Saint Nick, he has his pick And the rest get dragged to hell He's Krampus Krampus Krampus Krampus The demon goat man pal of ol' Saint Nick He's Krampus Krampus Yes Krampus Krampus He beats the naughty children with a stick By the looks of his fangs, you could get eaten So I'd say you're lucky if just get beaten And a rotten little kid you might just sweeten With a Krampus greeting card Now I ain't sayin' you should, I ain't sayin' it's good I ain't sayin' any one thing I'm just singin' a bit about ol' Saint Nick And his demon goat man pard He's Krampus Krampus Krampus Krampus The demon goat man pal of ol' Saint Nick It's Krampus Krampus Yes Krampus Krampus He beats the naughty children with a stick Oh, Krampus Krampus Krampus Krampus The demon goat man pal of ol' Saint Nick Krampus Krampus Oh, Krampus Krampus He beats the naughty children with a stick Well, he puts 'em in a sack and he drags them away And he beats them with a stick