(Professor Schickele is getting ready for that nights' show. He seems distrated.)

What's wrong, Prof?

Oh, nothing

Right. A few seconds away from airtime and you look like your best friend just died. Nothing's wrong!

I just... can't get used to it. I've been doing this show for over a month and I still feel like I'm... somebody else

Oh, come on, Prof. I know you're not real comfortable with the format - but think of how many more people you'll reach on WTWP then you did on that university station

She's right, Prof!

Yeah, but-

No, really, how big an audience did that program of yours actually have? One?

Oh, come on, my Dad listened, too!

But isn't your bottom line classical music? And spreading it around to as many people as possible? WTWP can be heard in at least three counties!

That's a lot of markets!

Whereas the range of that university station was what?

We're talking yards here

I know, I know. I just feel like... like I'm betraying all those years I spent training as a musicalologist

Oh, but you're not! You're just being an entertainer as well as a scholar!

Yeah, but... it's just... (sigh) You know, things like how Jocko treats the people who call in-

They love it, Prof, it's part of the schtick. That's the most popular bit on the whole show! If they didn't love it, they wouldn't call in!

Look at it this way, Prof: you're lucky to be at a station that plays classical music at all. I mean, the way things are going, I mean... you could be-

(Suddenly, imitating a siren)

Weep, weep, weep, conversation's over kids, here we go!

Oh, who's doing the ID?

It's mine!

(The program goes on air)

This is WTWP, the voice of the Turtle Mountains!