When The Harridans Came To Call

I don't know when and I don't know how

But I think I'm going to cry

There's an awful lump in my bulbous throat

And I think I'm going to die

There's a wig on my head like a bird's nest

Maybe that's the reason why

It's been a very long week playing hide and seek

When the bailiffs came to call

When the harridans came with a tin for the poor

I could always close the door

But the grocer shop where I have to stop

Has a Bakelite labrador

I said to my girl

Do not throw my stuff away

Cuz it's gonna be worth a fortune

Be valuable one day

It's gonna be worth a heap of cash

Like the love you threw away

It's gonna be worth a heap of cash

Like the love you threw away