Ugly Christmas Sweater

I could blame the lights Blame the season Or is it the stiff fruit punch Boy you caught my eye While I was mistletoe dreaming Give that second hand look A first class touch With spicy rum Sugar plum Thoughts in my head You got me hanging by A yuletide thread There's nothing like an Ugly Christmas Sweater That gets me nice and hot Red and green The finest polyester Really hits the x-mas spot Thank the thrift shop For the three dollar find That only comes out At Christmas time I'd like to try you on Get to know you better There's nothing like an Ugly Christmas Sweater The only thing I asked for On my good girl list Wrapped in a gold shiny bow Is a tall drink of eggnog In a cable knit Your twinkle lights Got me all in a glow All in a glow With spicy rum Sugar plum Thoughts in my head You got me hanging by A yuletide thread There's nothing like an Ugly Christmas Sweater That gets me nice and hot Red and green The finest polyester Really hits the x-mas spot Thank the thrift shop For the three dollar find That only comes out At Christmas time I'd like to try you on Get to know you better There's nothing like an Ugly Christmas Sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater There's nothing like an Ugly Christmas Sweater That gets me nice and hot Red and green The finest polyester Really hits the x-mas spot Thank the thrift shop For the three dollar find That only comes out At Christmas time I'd like to try you on Get to know you better There's nothing like an Ugly Christmas Crocheted Santa I just can't resist, ya Nothing like an Ugly Christmas Sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater Ho, Ho, Ho