Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Daniel Ingram
Songwriter
Lyrics
[Intro]
Now, where do you think you're going?
The party is this way!
And trust me, it's to die for!
[Verse 1]
I know we'll be the best of friends, so there's no need to run
The sooner you get dead, the sooner you can join the fun!
No need to fear for I am here! Your mortal form will disappear!
Now should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun?
[Chorus]
There's a million gruesome ways to die!
Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
You'll be having so much fun!
There's a million gruesome ways to die!
Why stay alive?
And I'm sure your death will be second to none!
[Verse 2]
Dynamite is quick, but it makes a lot of mess
And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
But baked into a yummy cake, or dropped into a pit of snakes
Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less
[Chorus]
There's a million gruesome ways to die!
How 'bout impaled upon a spike?
Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
Maybe something on a bike!
There's a million gruesome ways to die!
We could bury you alive
We're sure your death will be second to none!
[Bridge]
We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
Drop you in a volcano with an active crater
What about ten thousand volts of electricity?
Or try a death by Shakespeare in a tragicomedy!
[Verse 3]
Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew
Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
We could do a Mummy's curse! We'll put you in a fancy hearse
Or turned into a stuffie, now that's something we can do!
[Chorus]
There's a million gruesome ways to die!
I thought I'd try the guillotine!
Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
I danced so hard, I broke my spleen!
There's a million gruesome ways to die!
There must be something we can try!
We're sure your death will be second to none!
[Verse 4]
Maybe you can choke upon a grape, to die!
Put you in a blender and frappe to die!
Maybe we can find an angry mob, to die!
Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob! To die!
Smothered by a pillow in your bed, to die!
A gluten overdose from too much bread, to die!
Then you can join the party 'cause you're dead!
[Outro]
I'm sure your death will be second to
Mister Reaper's beckoning you
Sure your death will be second to none!
Written by: Daniel Ingram