Ala-Damn-Bama

Well, I met her down on Broadway

We were both a little sideways

Listenin' to the afternoon band

She was short skirt, summer time

Shakin' all that, lookin' fine

I said, "Somebody put a drink in my hand"

I told her we could have a weddin'

She looked at me and said that

I hope you got a four-wheel-drive

'Cause I'll be dirt road gone on the crack of dawn

Somewhere south on I-65

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia

Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty

Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City

She was bangin' with the bangers and the Spring Break hangers

Beer-soaked on a white sand beach

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

And, Lordy, it was worth it to me

We ended up down in New Orleans

We had Bourbon Street rollin'

Don't think I slept for a week

Yeah, we rolled through Mississippi

Biloxi, shootin' whiskey

Man, that girl ran the hell outta me

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia

Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty

Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City

Probably end up in Texas with all of her exes

Lonely on some Galveston beach

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

And, Lordy, it was worth it to me

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia

Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty

Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City

I woke up on the west coast in a cloud of white smoke

Livin' in a hillbilly dream

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

And, Lordy, it was worth it to me

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama

And, Lordy, those kisses were sweet