Great at Crime

In the dead of midnight someone's creepin' down the hall

See those yellow uniforms? We're the ones who got it all

We may trigger an alarm, but we never come to harm

Because before the cops can catch us we can call my mom

We're great at crime (don't call us dumb)

Yeah, we're great at crime (I stole some bubblegum)

The boys in blue are here for you

There is nothin' they can do

We scuffle, scram, skedaddle, up a creek without a paddle

No you cannot rattle us 'cause we are great at crime

Larceny, incarcerated, arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it

Great at crime

Great at crime, great at crime

Na-na, na-na, oh-oh

Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

Ooh

While you're busy sleepin' we are sneakin' through your yard

"Beware of dog" is just a bluff, this won't be very hard

Your security won't stop us, know that you can never top us (you can't stop us)

We will sneak in through the chimney, and then we get stuck

We're great at crime (help, I can't get out)

Yeah, we're great at crime (uh, I think I swallowed grout)

Grab the hooch and then we scooch

Unless you got a scary pooch

Rip and rob and rootle, but it all feels rather futile

When you're chewed out by a poodle, no, we're great at crime

Larceny, incarcerated, arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it

Great at crime

Great at crime, great at crime

Great at crime, so good

We're great at time, yeah, yeah, yeah

Got a brand-new target, that museum is our next mark

Breakin' in at 7:00 'cause we are scared of the dark (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

And the creepin' apprehension of the dangers of detention (oh, oh, oh, oh)

Doesn't get a single mention (oh), and I'll tell you why

Hit me with the motto, fellas, one more time

Great at crime (I failed remedial English)

Yeah, we're great at crime (I don't understand basic rhyme structure)

Let's grab this charm 'cause what's the harm?

Oh, we triggered the alarm

It's just a minor hiccup, I can call my mom for pickup

It's the sleeve I've got a trick up 'cause I'm great at crime

Thought that I was cunnin', but my mama isn't comin'

Really shoulda started runnin' 'cause we're great at crime

The coppers were a big surprise, they're tryin' us, we're evil guys

They wouldn't be here otherwise, we're great at crime

Larceny, incarcerated, arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it

Great at crime

Doin' time, great at crime