Girls Can't Play Guitar

Do you ever get this feeling that I'm feelin'?

'Cause I'm feelin' that I need to be used

'Cause I'm just a bitch, an educated witch

Thank God I got my man tellin' me what to do

I know he loves me, says he wants me for my meat

I love those tough guys with their thick thighs

Who don't need to listen when I speak

He's left me on my knees again

Said he'll come back when I say please again

"Rosie, when you blow me, I see stars

But girls can't play guitar, sorry, baby"

I apologize for tryin'

Stick to what you're good at, little girl

Girls can't play guitar

All that I want is a lad that treats me real mean

Could you pull my pants down while I lick your plate clean?

I've got to be like the fantasy he see

Or he will move onto the next

You know it takes a real big man

To never let me punch above the limits of my sex

So kind to let me cook and clean every night

So good of you to let me keep my arse so nice and tight

He says, "Sweet cheeks, you look so cute playin' with me and my car

But fuck no, girls can't play guitar"

Whoa

Girls can't play guitar

Just biologically impossible

It's just biologically impossible

Just biologically impossible

Girls can't play guitar

Just biologically impossible

Just biologically impossible

Just biologically impossible

Girls can't play guitar