Say Uncle

You're momma didn't raise you this way

I know because she taught me the same

You call yourself a good Christian man

But when you boil it down you're just an asshole

Hide behind your fuckin' book

Too ignorant to look

You can't just pick and choose

The real world's turning on you

Don't be a dick be a dude

It's not that hard to not be rude

Get off ya high horse

And lose your tude

Gonna taste the leather

On my fuckin boot

Don't be a dick be a dude

It's not that hard to not be rude

Keep your mouth shut or I'll ruin Christmas

You'll catch these hands while kids open gifts

What gives you the right

To talk shit about my brother's life

When you're on your second wife

And your Bible says that shit ain't right

Don't cast your fucking stones

You can rot in hell alone

Cut it down

Cut em out

Walk away

Cut it down

Cut em out

Walk away

Walk away

You can't have one way and another

You can't say you love my brother

If you'd burn down our family tree

Just to serve your bigotry

You make me fucking sick

Don't! Be! A dick!!!!!