LAZY

(Too lazy)

I wanted to go outside

I thought about it, then I got too high

It's funny, I'm always online

But if you reach out, I will never reply

And I reckon that’s why I've got no friends

People get mad when they're left on read

No matter, I've got my bed

And real big dreams, but they're stuck in my head

I could be the new Scorsese

I could drive a pink Mercedes

I could be a winner, baby

But I'm too fucking lazy

I could be the next First Lady

I could lead the U.S Navy

I could be a hero, baby

But I'm too fucking lazy

I'm trying to get in shape

But I would rather play video games

Man, I'm sorry that I'm so late

But really I'm shocked that I'm even awake

So guess I'll just blame the leaves I smoke

For making sure I've got no clean clothes

Yeah, I'm busy, I'm on my phone

With all the people who are cutting up soap

I could be the new Scorsese

I could drive a pink Mercedes

I could be a winner, baby

But I'm too fucking lazy

I could be the next First Lady

I could lead the U.S Navy

I could be a hero, baby

But I'm too fucking lazy

Oh-oh-oh, yeah

I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah"

I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I sing, "Ooh, yeah")

Baby, ooh, yeah (Ooh, yeah)

So all my house plants die and all my best friends cry

They keep asking why I left the party and I didn't say goodbye

I should get inspired, but I'm just too tired

I could be the new Scorsese

I could drive a pink Mercedes

I could be a winner, baby

But I'm too fucking lazy

I could be the next First Lady

I could lead the U.S Navy

I could be a hero, baby

But I'm too fucking lazy

Oh-oh-oh, yeah

I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (C'mon)

I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (Ooh, yeah)

Baby, ooh, yeah (But I'm too fucking lazy)

Oh-oh-oh, yeah

I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (All right)

I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I could be a hero, baby)

(But I'm too fucking lazy)

(Oh-oh-oh, yeah)

(Oh-oh-oh, yeah)

(Ooh, yeah)

(Baby, ooh, yeah)