St. Girlfriend

I took you to the mall, we had a teen romance

Yeah, you were so pretty, babe, had me in a trance

I got really fucking nervous, used the bathroom in my pants

Yeah, you just laughed it off and then you still gave me a chance

Like oh my god, I can't go on

My pants are ruined

Oh my god, we carried on

She's a saint, and I'm a freak

Who could bear me for a week?

She's said she wants me for a lifetime

Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint

Maybe she's insane

I mess up a lot, you tell me "It's alright"

Yeah, you put up with my shit and never act uptight

I threw up everywhere in the air mid-flight

And you didn't even leave me, you just held on tight

Like oh my god, I can't get off

This flight is ruined

I forgot my carry on

She's a saint, and I'm a freak

Who could bear me for a week?

She's said she wants me for a lifetime

Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint

Maybe she's insane

She's a saint

Maybe she's insane

(Hey, hey)

(Hey, hey)

She's a saint, and I'm a freak

Who could bear me for a week?

She said she wants me for a lifetime

Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint, and I'm a freak

Who could bear me for a week?

She said she wants me for a lifetime

Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint

Maybe she's insane

(Hey, hey)