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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Brendan Brown
Brendan Brown
Lead Vocals
Philip A. Jimenez
Philip A. Jimenez
Keyboards
Peter Brown
Peter Brown
Drums
Rich Liegey
Rich Liegey
Bass Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brendan Brown
Brendan Brown
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Wheatus
Wheatus
Producer
Philip A. Jimenez
Philip A. Jimenez
Producer
David Thoener
David Thoener
Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You, you think you're such a bad ass
You think you're such a roughneck
Well, I saw you outside eating truffles with your moms on the patio
I think it's really sad, though
And tell your girl to quit buggin' me
'Cause I saw her outside, suckin' dick
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band
[Chorus]
When your pencil neck breaks
Pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks
Pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win
[Verse 2]
Me, I'm just another gringo
A bitter jalapeño
But I gets more mantequilla
In a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime
I'm steppin' on a land mine
You're gonna shoot your eye out
I'm thinkin', "What in the Sam Ham Hill
Is goin' on with your moms in the clogs and the skirt?"
Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick
[Chorus]
When your pencil neck breaks
Pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks
Pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks
Pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in
[Outro]
You, you think you're still a bad ass
You think you're still a roughneck
Well, let's take this outside
Written by: Brendan Brown

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