Big Pimpin'

Woke up one mornin' out some bomb-ass cot

My dick kinda limp, so I cruise around the block

Called my cousin Snoop as I swoop in the Coupé

Stopped by my homie Dru house to puff on the loop

Seen my little homie Style who I ain't seen in a while

Damn near gone, floatin' on cloud one-nine

Liquor sto', so I grab some mixed gin and juice

Got a quarter pound of bud, so I'm fucked up too

Seven.. eight.. nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Bailed back in the crib (For what?) Because I'm all-in

Conversated, then I dug the ho out

I fixed me some food, and boned the hell out

Two A.M. on the d-iz-ot, I pause and I st-iz-op (Mmm)

I reminisce on that ass that I r-iz-ocked (Mm-mmm)

Now I'm high as a kite

Yeah! And I'm feelin' alright (****)

Fo' A.M. as I stroll back to my crib

To see what's wit' my woman and my newborn kid

Wit' my mind on my money, and my money on my mind

We do this everyday, about the same time, BIATCH!

I was at the park one day, that's when I saw her face

She looked kinda cavi to me

But when I take her home and tap that ass, I'm gone

I'm just a dawg, don't blame me

Now, do I love them hoes? (HELL NO!)

And why is that? (Because you're Snoop Doggy Dogg!)

(And you never gave a fuck about a bitch

'Cause to you, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks)

Hahaha! Dee-dee-dadi-dah

Listen to the sounds from my **** Doggy Dogg

Slidin' thru the city in a rag' six-fo'

Hoppin' like a muthafucka, tryna find a ho

Hittin' all the spots, but I'm comin' up blank

I'm headed to the liquor sto' to get myself some drink

Parks my ride, as I.. steps inside

As I.. puts my 9-double-M to my side

As I.. continue with my mission

Pussy is my dish and I'm fishin', wishin'

Upon a star, to come up on some mens pushin' caviar

(And a little bit of pussy) So I can get my pimp on

'Cause my pen gets my pimp on, from G to ozone

I have pimped my pen on cold Michigan nights

And the bitch didn't freeze up on me, when I wanted her to write

I have pimped my pen in the hot California sun

And the bitch didn't drip, smear or run

As she turned the trick pages, from loose leaf to zig-zags

I have pimped my pen and she is number one in my stable

For I have yet not got a refill, for her

I love her, that's why she keeps performin' for me

I have pimped my pen... and she is number one in my stable

Pleasure, is the treasure that the girl sells all day

Pleasure is the reason that she brings daddy his pay

Dedicated the ho, dedicated for sure

Drippin' willows on satin pillows

Love is bein' checked, from a ho

Dead presidents still gettin' their fuck on

I'm so happy because ain't nothin' like a lollipop

That gets sucked ALL day long

A tangy, little candy drop

I love it when she brings me the pay

Dedicated like everyday... 'til the sunshine

Yeah, my ho brings me mine

For life, she said she'd do it

And I believed her when I accepted

Yeah, I got pimp bones in my body

And I rock them like la-di-da-di

I rock them mighty hardy, like la-di-da-di

I got pimp bones in my body