Purple Hearts

I have a knack for awkward silences

Late night drunk text messages

I'm great at playin' dumb

She doesn't care much for my politics

For sentimental atheists

Who disagree for fun

We're off to an awful start

Proudly showin' off our purple hearts

Comparin' battle scars

And who shot who first

Hikin' skirts, rollin' up our shirts

And who hit who worse?

Anyway

She had a thing for West Point graduates

Thank God she grew out of it

But wasn't it a thrill?

She says lately she feels bored with guys

I laugh, she just rolls her eyes

Gestures for the bill

We're off to an awful start

Proudly showin' off our purple hearts

Comparin' battle scars

And who shot who first

Hikin' skirts, rollin' up our shirts

And who hit who worse?

Anyway

Anyway, anyway

Who shot who first?

Hikin' skirts, rollin' up our shirts

And who hit who worse?

Anyway

Who shot who first?

Hikin' skirts, rollin' up our shirts

And who hit who worse?

Anyway

We're off to an awful start

Proudly showin' off our purple hearts

But maybe this time it won't leave a mark

Always showin' off our purple hearts