English Language

English Language (English Language)

We've all had enough of you making it tough

For us all to pronounce ya (all to pronounce ya)

You need to pick a frickin' lane with the sounds you're making

Like O-U-G-H (it's said how it's spelt)

Oogh? (Psych)

It's oh, ow, oo, or, off, uff, uck or up

What the fuck is up with that? (I'm so confused)

English Language (English Language)

We've all had enough of you making it tough

For us to pro-no-un-kay (pro-no-un-kay)

It feels like you're just taking the P

Out of pterodactyl to fuck with us

Let's talk about queue

That sounds already the first letter

So what's with the extra ueue? (Ueue)

Are we just adding any old shit to the endings of words now?

In that case, I'll have the fish and chips

And a packet of prawn cocktail crisps

(Yes the dollar sign is silent, oh the hyphen?)

(No, that's pronounced)

English Language (English Language)

We've all had enough of you making it tough

For us to pro-shin-u-la-sey (pro-shin-u-la-sey)

Why is the plural of mouse mice

But we can't live in semi-detached hice?

If you keep on laughing at me

You're gonna drive me to commit manslaughter

And don't even get me started on the place names

Cholmondeley?

Happisburgh? Woolfardisworthy?

Screw this, I'm moving to France

Oh, sweet Jesus