Boxers on Backwards

I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I got my boxers on backwards, they're stained and a-tattered, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Well, I ain't took a shower and my breath is mighty sour, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I could spread my scent until it's all spent, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Oh, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Some girls like you stinky and drunk with your drinky, but I ain't a drinkin' tonight

I'm stone cold sober and I dance like an ogre, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Well, I'm feelin' kind of shy and I'm an odd kind of guy, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I'm feelin' mighty borin' and I'd rather be snorin', I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

No, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I could turn my boxers round, go out on the town, but I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I ate some leftover beans and it's a sure thing, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Well, I know I ain't appealin' with my sad lonesome feelin', I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Gonna curl up to my doggie and sleep like a loggie, I'll be feelin' lucky tonight

I ain't gettin' lucky tonight, oh, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight

Got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight