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Five Years
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Punk
Five Years was released on August 4, 2022 by Todd Barriage as a part of the album Songs I Wish I Wrote, Vol. II
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Release DateAugust 4, 2022
LabelTodd Barriage
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM97

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Todd Barriage
Todd Barriage
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham
Songwriter

Lyrics

You're my best friend, and I love you (Love you)
You know me, and I know you (Know you)
We got problems that we've been through (Been through)
We got shit that we'll get through, yeah
You think I'm rude to you
You think I am the worst
Because I ask when you smooch my dink
You take out your Invisalign first
(Come on)
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
We order Chinese, I'm eating my dumplings
You reach over and you take my dumpling
You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling?
So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the fuck did I do?"
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
You really should've gotten some when we put in the order
You say, "You're a psycho, but don't wanna fight
So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won't forget"
She left me dumplings by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
And since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
You said, "You should kill that"
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
You said, "Come on, be a man"
What?
You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
But your whole worldview collapses
The moment there's a spider, cool
I get it, this is the real you
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Shit like this brings the movement down
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom?
Just use the guest room bathroom
That's why we got two bathrooms
Just use the guest room bathroom
That's why we got two bathrooms
And you know
I wouldn't change a thing about you
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
Five years, five years
Still you, still me, still here
Five years, five years, baby
Five years, five years
Written by: Bo Burnham
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