The Book of Love

The Book of Love is long and boring

No one can lift the damn thing

It's full of charts and facts and figures

And instructions for dancing

But I

I love it when you read to me

And you

You can read me anything

The Book of Love has music in it

In fact that's where music comes from

Some of it's just transcendental

Some of it's just really dumb

But I

I love it when you sing to me

And you

You can sing me anything

The Book of Love is long and boring

And written very long ago

It's full of laws and heart-shaped boxes

And thing's we're all too young to know

But I

I love it when you give me things

And you

You oughtta give me wedding rings

I

I love it when you give me things

And you

You oughtta give me a wedding ring