Alien In Mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

When I had gone there to reduse my stress

I was high on cocaine

Incidently I was pissing on somebody’s eggs

It attacked me from behind

First I thought it was a prank

I turned around a little pissed off

My urine fell on this thing

It burnt into ashes

And these bones are what remained

But I didn’t tell NASA

How exactly all this sh’t happened

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed an alien in mars

My trip was a mistake

If I knew this thing lived there

I’d have never booked my ticket

But the name if you hero

And I was honored by mr president

But man when I killed this thing

I tell you I shat in my pants

I analyzed my urine sample though

It seems allnormal

But everytime I take a leak

I wonder how it so fatal

I hope im not going to hell

For killing an alien in outer space

But I’ll never trip on cocaine

Or piss on anybody’s eggs

Even with so little left

This bummer moves at times oh my god

I stil wet my bed thin king

How I didn’t see it coming from behind

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

I killed this alien in mars

Hope this thing doesn’t have a relative

Im worried if they come after me for revenge

Like piss for a piss

I killed this alien in mars

My nature’s call had a blast

My space urination became history

I proved life beyond earth

I proved life beyond earth

I killed an alien in mars

I killed an alien in mars

I killed an alien in mars