Tarzan of the Boozer

Eighteen-hour fucking shift

My Mrs. calls me up and she's bloody pissed

I left her all alone with the bloody kids

Off I go to the pub and pretend they don't exist

Stuck in the fucking dog house

At least I've got my right fucking hand

Fifteen pints down, now my money's tight

Graveyard shift on the fucking (Fucking) site

"Sike!"

Tarzan of the fucking boozer

That's what my nippa calls me

When I get home at ten past three

Fifteen hours late for his fucking tea

Now my wife wants a divorce

Better go visit number 4

Get in the skip

Gaffer's picking me up at six

My dick still smells like fucking fish

His van now reeks

This is the way of the ultimate Geeza

Ask number 4, I'm a woman pleaser

Now I'm back on site where I fucking belong

Now I've had my tea, there's a job to get on

And the client's a nightmare

This is site life, booza all night

This is site life, no more shit wife