Death Rail

Warning This is not a test This is the official emergency broadcast system warning You that the commencement of the death rail is imminent For best results, please make your way towards the rail If you are unable to reach the rail Grab a fellow humans hand, and head bang in unison The death rail will commence after the silence Thank you for your participation Hello! And welcome to the death rail The death rail now intensifies Hello! And welcome to your demise This concludes this segment of the death rail We appreciate all who participated We hope to see you all again Thank you