Death Rail

Warning, this is not a test

This is the official emergency broadcast system

Warning you that the commencement of the Death Rail is imminent

For best results, please make your way towards the rail

If you are unable to reach the rail

Grab a fellow human's hand and headbang in unison

The Death Rail will commence after the sirens

Thank you for your participation

Hello, and welcome to the Death Rail

The Death Rail will now intensify

Hello, and welcome to your demise

This concludes this segment of the Death Rail

We appreciate all who participated

We hope to see you all again

Thank you