Christmas

(Holla)

Froggy Fresh

And Money Maker Mike

A Christmas song

First thing on my list, go figure

It's a brand new John Cena action figure

Second thing on my list, guess what?

It's a a really cute girl with a really cute butt

Mike said, "Froggy Fresh hold up"

Mom said, "You're not allowed to touch a girls butt

Until your grown up"

That's right, I forgot about that rule

Not allowed to touch butts

Until you graduate from school

But that's all right

'Cause third on my list

Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist

Now we're movin' on to item number four

It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door

Check, check it out y'all

Item number five

It's a brand new John Cena car that I can drive

Well, I can't really drive it 'cause it's too small

But I could if I was maybe like this tall

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin'

Christmas, Christmas

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin'

Christmas, Christmas

Item number six on my list is on lock

Gotta get that super hot

John Cena lunch box

So tough

The thing is made of steel

No more usin' brown paper bags for my meal

Item number seven

Is like a bite of Heaven

I could probably eat like ten or eleven

Check up in my stockin'

And guess what I found me?

A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies

Item number eight

Player don't hate

It's probably the best toy in the whole state

An item so hot, it could make the snow melt

It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt

Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma

How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas?

And one more thing I want

Even though I already have it

Is the best CD of all time

Illmatic

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin'

Christmas, Christmas

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin'

Christmas, Christmas