Buy A Girl A Drink

If you wanna watch money disappear, go buy a boat

If you wanna see it double in a couple years, buy some land

If you're gonna bet it all, all I can say is football ain't the way to go

If you really wanna spend the best $7.50 you can

Buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night

Call her three days later, kiss her in the porch light

Go meet her mom and dad Labor Day weekend

Catch hell from your buddies 'cause you're in the deep end

Buy a ring, get married, honeymoon on an island

Raise babies, then look back smilin'

From a rockin' chair, man, I swear you'll be there fast as you can blink

Just buy a girl a drink

If you gotta get yourself one first, buddy, that's okay

Make it something strong and get that courage up

Go say somethin' to her that you thought was smooth, that she'll laugh about one day

And drink it all up 'cause it goes by quicker than the liquor down in that cup

Buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night

Call her three days later, kiss her in the porch light

Go meet her mom and dad Labor Day weekend

Catch hell from your buddies 'cause you're in the deep end

Buy a ring, get married, honeymoon on an island

Raise babies, then look back smilin'

From a rockin' chair, man, I swear you'll be there fast as you can blink

Just buy a girl a drink

Yeah, buy a girl a drink and hold on tight

'Cause that's all that you can do

'Cause if she's the one, I'm tellin' ya, man

You can't afford not to

Buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night

Call her three days later, kiss her in the porch light

Go meet her mom and dad Labor Day weekend

Catch hell from your buddies 'cause you're in the deep end

Buy a ring, get married, honeymoon on an island

Raise babies, then look back smilin'

From a rockin' chair, man, I swear you'll be there fast as you can blink

Just buy a girl a drink