The Coolest Cat (feat. Adrienne Warren)

He's the coolest cat in all the land (Hank's his name)

Who's got moves nobody understands (Hank's got game)

Don't have to mark his territory

He's got his own theme and origin story

Hank, he's the coolest cat

Who thinks justice is its own reward? (Hank sure does)

All the ladies love his giant sword (And his fuzz)

He'll sneak up on you just like a fox

So smooth he don't need a litter box

He's Hank, he's the coolest cat

Never fear, always there when duty calls

He's your hero, who's got the biggest heart

And even bigger hairballs (H-A-N-K, Hank)

There's lot of cats in this world but nobody chases tail

His own or anybody else's, as good as Hank (Yeah, we know it)

It's like he's got nine lives and he's living them all at the same time

And to the fullest (He won't blow it)

Oh, sure, he's kind of scrawny and should go to the gym

But he's got a certain je ne sais quoi (Say what?)

Some bullies were mercilessly picking on him

'Til a samurai appeared and saved his butt

So now he's on a mission to be a big deal

Gonna make some evil-doers taste his steel

You're much safer when there's cats nearby (Meow)

Try to fight this cat, the fur will fly (Pow, pow, pow)

If someone dares to break the law

They'll face the fury of the paws of Hank

His coat has got a healthy sheen

Nobody licks himself as clean as Hank

He sees the world in black and white

A canine samurai, that's right, he's—

Wait, a canine? Hank is a dog?

I thought we were singin' about a cat

He's the coolest cat, who happens to be a dog

Nah-uh, no way, we're out of here

A slobbery dog can't be no samurai, please

Hold your head high, Hank

'Cause you're gonna show 'em all

That even with the bones you chew

And your breath that smells like doggy doo

There's a lot of them 'til I call you

'Cause you're the coolest cat

Even if you're a dog