Neighbors

I forgot my stupid wallet in my car and

We have walked

Like 7 miles away from where we parked the car

'Cause we wanted food but we were too high to drive

It was a lot farther than I realized

I am just a crooked joke

With a stale punchline that some old friends quote

The neighbor that you try to ignore

But you wave to so you won't look like an asshole

So I wrote you a new song

And it goes like this

"I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked

I will not walk all the way back to where we parked

I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked

I will not walk all the way back to where we parked"

So I'll be on the centerfold

As the poster child

Of all the biggest tools

With a caption about being broke

And disappointing everyone I know

'Cause I'm too resigned

All my friends think I'm a douche now

And they're probably right

But, "this is the life"

Tito says inside your pool

His arms stretched out across the side

And I am just a crooked joke

With a stale punchline that some old friends quote

The neighbor that you try to ignore

But you have to wave 'cause I'm waving from my porch