The Merchant of Flatbush

I think the last time I fell for this

Was right between your eyes

And your thighs won't quit

Haunting my clichés

Beat me down, I pray

The same things that

Everyone before me prayed

But nearly as eloquently

I had you next to nothing, yeah

You stood up pretty well

I had you next to nothing, yeah

You stood up pretty well (You stood up so well)

I think the next time that we have sex

It won't be called that anymore

For our post human selves, so

Can we forgive

Our last breath, one pound of flesh? But

Don't you take not one

Drop of blood or sweat

I'm choking on my clichés

Choking on my cliché

Saying the same things

That everyone before me said

But not nearly as eloquently

I had you next to nothing, yeah

You stood up pretty well (You stood up so well)

I had you next to nothing, yeah (I had you next to nothing)

You stood up pretty well (You stood up so well)

You know I point the finger at you, yeah (You)

You know I point the finger at you (You, you, you)

You know I point the finger at

(You, you, you, you, you) The one in the mirror, that's you

You know I point the finger at you (Yeah, you, yeah, you)

You know I point the finger at you (You though)

You know I point the finger at

(You, you, you, you, you) The zeros in the mirror were you

I'm just a, ah

I'm just a one next to zero

So I look like a million

Don't I smell like a trillion bucks?

Especially that one time

I've only kissed you one time

I know you felt it in your gut

I'm just a one next to zeroes (Ah)

So I look like a trillion (Ah)

Don't I smell like a million bucks?

Especially that one time

I've only kissed you one time

I know you felt it in your gut

Come on, come on, I'm just a one next to zeroes

So I look like a million

Don't I smell like a trillion bucks? (Oh)

Especially that one time

I've only kissed you one time

I know you felt it in your gut

Turn up, turn up, I'm just a one next to zeroes

So I look like a million

Don't I smell like a trillion bucks? (Yeah, oh)

Especially that one time

I've only kissed you one time

I've only kissed you

One time

But not nearly as eloquently