Gerald Burgess Racetrac Full Serve Autobody

I'm a jockey at the gas bar

on highway number two

I've been workin' here since I was seventeen

Get your newspaper and lotto

while your tires get a rotation

At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac

Full Serve Service Station

Now Gordie Snow and Stewie

stop by every morning

to shoot the breeze before they start the day

I don't know what brings em in here

It ain't my pot of coffee

At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac 

Full Serve Auto Body

At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac

Full Serve Auto Body

Now good things buddy don't come cheap

and cheap things don't come good

Gerry's boys will cure whatever's ailing you

underneath your hood

Now there's another shop around the way

but the work they do is shoddy

go down to Gerald Burgess RaceTrac

Full Serve Auto Body

Its gettin' close to quittin' time, she pulls in for some unleaded

I said I get outta here in forty-five

She says babe I'm in no hurry

I'm nothing if not patient 

We'll stay in bed tomorrow

we can take a day's vacation

forget about the oil change and all the engine maintenance 

At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac 

Full Serve Service Station

At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac

Full Serve Service Station