Too Damn Drunk

She said you're too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To get lucky with me tonight

Boy, you're on your own

Yeah I'm too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To argue and fight about it

With you tonight

And now I'm drinking alone

You know I'm out at the bar

With all my boys

We're closing it down

We're making some noise

And then we go to the strip club

Throw my money away

Go home to my baby

And try to get laid

She said you're too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To get Lucky with me tonight

Boy, you're on your own

Yeah I'm too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To argue and fight about it

With you tonight

And now I'm drinking alone

Wake up in the morning

My head is pounding away

The kids are all screaming

My wife's yelling my name

And so I open up a cold beer

No hangover today

Then I roll up a fat one

Smoke my worries away

She said you're too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To get Lucky with me tonight

Boy, you're on your own

Yeah I'm too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To argue and fight about it

With you tonight

And now I'm drinking alone

She said you're too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To get Lucky with me tonight

Boy, you're on your own

Yeah I'm too damn drunk

Too damn stoned

To argue and fight about it

With you tonight

And now I'm drinking alone

Don't want to argue and fight about it

With you tonight

And now I'm drinking alone

Don't want to argue and fight about it

With you tonight

And now I'm drinking alone