Melanie

Melanie, looks a lot like Stephanie

She looks a lot like Jane

Who looks a lot like Amy

Who looks a lot like Emily

Melanie, I wonder what she's telling me, now

How she's 20 grand in debt

Or someone famous that she slept with

Or how everybody loves her

Or what drugs she doesn't take

But I don't really know why I talk to her

I guess 'cause she has big fat eyes

Swallows awkward silences

So you don't even have to try

Besides, she never really talks to you

She's always peeking across the room

At someone who just came inside

Melanie, how the hell did she get to me (Melanie), the way that she is?

(Melanie) how could anyone ever say they really loved her?

(Melanie) feel sorry for her unborn kids

Melanie, she looks so heavenly

She's nature's great creation

She better be

She has no female friends

She's not much for conversation

Melanie, are you really as mentally as dead as you seem?

I wanna rip you apart at the seams

Just to know what's inside, but I'm afraid of what I'll see

I know, I know, I know, I know, she'll be in the front row at the show

She used to date someone in the band

She drinks until she can hardly stand

Some sucker holds her hand while she throws up in the pen

Melanie, how the hell did she get to me (Melanie), the way that she is?

(Melanie) how could anyone ever say they really loved her?

(Melanie) I feel sorry for her unborn kids

(Melanie) Melanie, looks a lot like Bethany

(Melanie) she looks a lot like Tiffany

(Melanie) she looks a lot like Natalie

(Melanie)

They oughta put you away

'Cause you're too good-looking

They oughta put you in chains

Before you get your hooks in

They oughta smack you around

They oughta cut off your tongue

They oughta shave off your eyebrows, send you to a nun

They oughta get you a job 'cause you have too much fun

They oughta carve you in marble

Sell you by the ton, oh

Melanie, Melanie, Melanie, Melanie