Best Friend

Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex?

God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them

Only took about a hundred million texts

God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist

Everybody knows

I love you so, so, so, so much

'Cause every time they ask

I always tell, tell, tell, tell them

That's my fucking best friend

That's my fucking right hand

That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them

That's my fucking best friend, best friend

That's my fucking best friend, best friend

That's my fucking life line

That's my ride or die, like

That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my

Baby, you're my

Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you

If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two

And that shit is gonna end up being true

'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you

Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2AM?

Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?

You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head

So when they ask, I've always said

That's my fucking best friend

That's my fucking right hand

That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them

That's my fucking best friend, best friend

That's my fucking best friend, best friend

That's my fucking life line

That's my ride or die, like

That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my

Baby, you're my

Baby, you're my