Cucumber Ranch

Hey, Ladies

What do I see?

Women tired of waitin’ on someone to suit their needs

I can’t blame you or say it’s easy

But if you don’t need the long haul or just need a tease

I can help you - I’ve got everything

Something for everyone; a moment or a seed

So, right this way! Follow me…

Check out my selection at the…

Cucumber Ranch (so creamy)

Cucumber Ranch (how do you like your salad?)

Cucumber Ranch (so dreamy)

Hey, Fellas

I see you, alright

No picket fences for you, you’re not the type

I won’t shame you for not wanting that

You still deserve affection, a purpose and a plan

Well, I can help you be part of something

I’ve got something for everyone and you fill a need

So, follow me! Now’s your chance…

Be part of my selection at the…

Cucumber Ranch (so creamy)

Cucumber Ranch (how do you like your salad?)

Cucumber Ranch (so dreamy)

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your Cucumber Ranch

Cucumber Ranch (how do you like your salad?)

Cucumber Ranch (so creamy)

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money

I can’t blame

Cucumber Ranch (how do you like your salad?)

Cucumber Ranch (so creamy)

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money

I can’t blame

[you] Wanna gimme all your money