Will & Jada Entanglement

I know y'all heard about Will and Jada

Y'all hear about Will and Jada?

WOOOOOO-

That was the scandal of the year!

Will and Jada had an entanglement

I know you heard about this because I heard about this a—

Couple years ago, I didn't know it was true, right?

Because I live in LA, you know, people talk

People whisper, we go to a couple parties

People start drinking, they get to talking

"You know, yo, Bill, you know Jada back in them streets?"

I'm like, "Yeah? Where she at?"

Now, the rumor was that Jada was having an affair

With this young R&B dude named August Alsina

I know y'all heard about this shit

And she was fucking the shit out this man

I'm telling you, she was hitting him with that grown-woman pussy

Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!

Now, it'll heal you, but it'll kill you

Homeboy fell in love with Jada

She broke up with him, he lost his motherfucking mind, wow

He started telling everybody

I know y'all heard about this shit

He went on The Breakfast Club

It spread like wildfire

The shit got so bad that Jada and Will had to do something

Jada had to do an announcement on Red Table Talk

Please tell me you've seen this shit

I'm going to tell you right now, Will Smith is my hero

He a better man than me

He took this shit like a G

She told her husband she was fucking somebody else—on a show

Will was sitting there, he was like

"So Jada, what's going on?"

She was like, "Um

Well, well, you know, the social media and all this news

Some true, some not

I'm just going to get right to it

Because I brought you here so we can control the narrative

And I'm just, I'm just going to say that, I had an entanglement"

And everybody else was like—

Google it, Google it, Google it

But the crazy part about it was—

I was pissed at August Alsina

Because how you mess up that job?

That was a wonderful job!

I could tell he ain't seen my movie—

How to Be a Player—at all

He got the game funned up, bro

First of all, you young

Jada Pinkett—that's a layup!

That's a layup—how you fuck that job up, bro?

That's a 10 to 12-year run

Think about it—all you gotta do is be

Jada Pinkett's boyfriend on the low

How bad can it be?

What you gotta do?

See her maybe once, twice a month, maybe?

Go by there, drop some dick off—

Sounds like an organ

You ain't gotta buy her shit

Let Will do that

Jada should've picked me

We'd still be together, um

Because I ain't going to fuck it up

I know what I'm doing

First and foremost—

I'm going to get cool with them kids

Be like, "Hey, Jayden!

Hey, Willow! How are ya doing?"

"Hey, Uncle Bill, why are you here today?"

"Take care of your mama"

Every time you see me, I'm going to be with them

Every time y'all turn on TV, TMZ, you're going to see me

Y'all be at home talking about

"Hey baby, that's Will, Bill, and Jada, ain't that crazy?

They're always together—Will, Bill, and Jada"

Next thing you know, I'm in Bad Boys 9, smart