There Ain't No Sanity Clause

Rabies got the scabies, now he's down on all fours

Hasn't helped his drumming, changing hands for paws

Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours

Ah ha, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

They had a visit from a guy named Drake

Says he's from the blood bank, wants his ten pints back

Singer's rather sickly, when it rains, it pours

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

Did you expect that I would believe

The tale you told last Christmas Eve?

About the man, that man is fat and round

Delivers gifts without a sound

Here comes Uncle Nick (Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause)

Let's give him some stick (Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause)

Here comes Uncle Nick (Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause)

Let's give him some stick (Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause)

Captain's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws

Biting lady punters on the Norfolk broads

Paul plays the bass, he's just debased, that's all

Oh, no, there ain't no sanity clause

There ain't no sanity clause