Anti-Pope

Bollocks

I'm going back to church tonight

Just like back when I was eight

But I don't mean to pray

I'm gonna nick a collection plate

I got nothing against church

Or any people who go there

And show their plain ignorance, don't understand

A congregation at weekends won't change their behavior

So many people are weak

And not have to seek answers from the peddlers of hope

I should know, I used to go there myself

That's the day I became anti-pope

It's gonna be some fun tonight

Spreading news around the town

That the vicars are transvestites

With a fetish for robes and gowns

I got nothing against church

Or any people who go there

And show their plain ignorance, don't understand

A congregation at weekends won't change their behavior

So many people are weak

And not have to seek answers from the peddlers of hope

I should know, I used to go there myself

That's the day I became anti-pope

Religion doesn't mean a thing

It's just another way of being right wing

I think sex films are okay

I don't dig that pope, no way

I got nothing against church

Or any people who go there

And show their plain ignorance, don't understand

A congregation at weekends won't change their behavior

So many people are weak

And not have to seek answers from the peddlers of hope

I should know, I used to go there myself

That's the day I became anti-pope