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The Local Honeys | "Dumbass Nebraska" | Western AF
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PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Local Honeys
The Local Honeys
Performer
Linda Jean Stokley
Linda Jean Stokley
Lead Vocals
Montana Hobbs
Montana Hobbs
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Linda Jean Stokley
Linda Jean Stokley
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jesse Wells
Jesse Wells
Producer
Linda Jean Stokley
Linda Jean Stokley
Producer
Montana Hobbs
Montana Hobbs
Producer

Lyrics

A dumbass horse trader
From Dumbass, Nebraska
Made a mess of himself
For his wife to look after
Took a hoof to the head
Knocked out his senses
Thoughts hung like rain
From the planks of the fences
A whole heap of horses
To brand and to break
But she ain't too hopeful
That he'll ever wake
So she settles the dealings
And tends his bedside
But if wishes were horses
He'd already died
In this vast lonesome country
Where the sky came undone
We grow our own troubles
That you can't out run
Horses flee danger
Women stand ground
Steadfast and surefooted
They don't often back down
No place for brain swelling
Or a fractured skull
Time can't afford a break
Or to lull
In an orchard-less landscape
She'll live then she' die
And eat lots of peaches
On the other side
Written by: Linda Jean Stokley

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