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In the Roebuck Catalogue (Analog tape Version)
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Li'l Andy
Li'l Andy
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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andrew McClelland
Andrew McClelland
Songwriter

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There’s a dandy book today where you write and send away
For anything that you’ll find at the cottage store
Be it a brand-new Meerschaum pipe
Or acetylene headlights
Or a readymade, gingham pinafore
In the Roebuck Catalogue, in the Roebuck Catalogue
Buy a dolly for baby and feed for the hog
In the Roebuck Catalogue
In the Roebuck Catalogue, in the Roebuck Catalogue
Buy some phonograph records, a choke for the dog
In the Roebuck Catalogue.
If you need an atomizer, or a new meat tenderizer
Or a dress that is not sewn from flour sacks (laughter)
With the Neighbour Order Plan
You can stock up on good brands
And save yourself the freight & handling tax
In the Roebuck Catalogue, in the Roebuck Catalogue
Get a gold ear trumpet and feed for the hog
In the Roebuck Catalogue
In the Roebuck Catalogue, in the Roebuck Catalogue
Get your brand of plug tobacco, a choke for the dog
In the Roebuck Catalogue
Now the leg of Uncle Norm was blown off in the German War
We couldn’t find a peg that fit him right
So we put an order in
For an artificial limb
And now he’ll dance a jig most every night!
(Hurray!)
In the Roebuck Catalogue, in the Roebuck Catalogue
Get some desiccated coconut and feed for the hog
In the Roebuck Catalogue
In the Roebuck Catalogue, in the Roebuck Catalogue
Get a Supertone banjo, a choke for the dog
In the Roebuck Catalogue.
Written by: Andrew McClelland

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