I'm Not a Loser

Think that I'm a loser

'Cause now my pants are too low

Think that I'm a slob

'Cause I got holes in my shoes

Think my cock is like

Is like my dirty shirt

Well, you can fuck off

'Cause I'm working sixty a week

You think that life is really tough

When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car

Take a girl out, she won't fuck you

You just bought her a gram of coke

Spent all your money on shitty coke

I'm not a loser!

That's right, I'm not a loser!

I'm not a loser!

Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas

While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night

Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint

And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight

You're a fucking son of a bitch

You arrogant assholes

Your pants are too tight

You fucking homos

You suck, Mr. Buttfuck

You don't belong here

Go away, you fucking gay

I'm not a loser!