Smile

Put on your long trousers and comb your hair

The ladies wanna hear you sing

Five o'clock in the living room, we'll be having tea

And you'd better dance when I pull those strings

And you can't let me down now

You can't hide away

And we don't need your special needs today

Why can't you just smile

C'mon now, smile

You're not the only one in pain

You came here to enjoy yourself

And by God you will

Why you gotta always bring everybody down

It's something, by now, you should've outgrown

The party's really getting started, but the louder they laugh

The more you wanna be alone

With you it's always something

You always get your way

But I can't take your bleeding heart today

Why can't you just smile

Don't make mummy mad

C'mon, smile

Don't make me tell your dad

You came here to enjoy yourself

And by God you will

Why can't you just smile

Don't make mummy mad

C'mon, smile

Don't make me tell your dad

You're old enough to know better

So you'd better, you'd better smile