Charmaine

The first day I saw her was at the train station

She was half black, half caucasian

At first, yo, I thought she was Asian

But as I get a bit closer, her origin is blatant

The best of both worlds, caramel complexion

I swear when she smiled I almost got an erection

Piercing green eyes that shine like emeralds

Once she gave me the wink, could only think with my genitals

She tells me her name as soon as I approach her

It's Charmaine, Charmaine De la Rosa

I say, "Is that Spanish?"

She says, "yeah"

I say, "Kosher"

Whole time imagining what it'd be like to dose her

Train pulls up and we get on it together

Duration of the journey, get to know each other better

We exchange numbers and agree to meet afterwards

She blows me a kiss and, with that, departed

Young girl, get out of my mind

My love for you is way out of line

Young girl, get out of my mind

My love for you is way out of line

One week and twenty pound phone credit later

I don't just wanna juice this girl, now I wanna date her

She's got a great personality and sense of humor

Next time we meet, it just can't come any sooner

We arrange to go out for a drink at a bar

She's already there when I arrive, and she looks the part

Even more stunning than I remember

Fuck it! Drop-dead gorgeous!

Her arse is tight and her breasts are bloody enormous

Hand in hand, we walk over to the doorman

He's got a big shiny head, yo, he looks like George Foreman

He lets her through and asks me for ID

I'm like, "What the hell you talking 'bout, man? I'm nineteen"

I whip my drivers license out and he lets me in

Then I trip over a step, how embarrassing!

Charmaine witnesses it all but pretends not to see

I feel like a fool, she just thinks it's sweet

Young girl, get out of my mind

My love for you is way out of line

Young girl, get out of my mind

My love for you is way out of line

The night goes a lot smoother than planned

Apart from the little hiccup at the start, it's all gone grand

Whenever guys try chirpse, she shows them the hand

Turns down every dance, saying I'm her man

We get a cab back to my place where we get it on

I take off my shirt, she strips right down to the thong

I marvel at her body, voluptuous curves

She's a real woman, no doubt about it, her

Confidence is sky-high

She's the one who's got me on my back

She's saying, "Baby, this is your night"

I'm like, "Alright, it's worth a go, I suppose"

So we switch roles and she takes full control

She starts slow, grinding me softly

Whilst kissing, yeah, she's doing me properly

That's when I start thinking, "Man, this girl's gotta be

From outta this world or something because she's shocking me"

Never felt like this before, this was more than sex

Sex was something that you had with skets

Something the next day you regret

With a girl you wish you'd never met

Nah-ah, no way, man, this had to be love

I couldn't believe I was saying it, but that's what it was

Like a leaf in the autumn, I had fallen

After that, nothing else seemed important

Young girl, get out of my mind

My love for you is way out of line

Young girl, get out of my mind

My love for you is way out of line

So now it's time to hear my predicament, my Catch 22

I loved this girl, but now I have to cut her loose

I was talking to one of my boys the very next day

And I told him all about me and Charmaine

He looks at me in a very strange way

And asks me if De la Rosa is her surname

If she's mixed-race and her eyes are green

I say, "Yeah"

He replies, "Blud, that girl's fourteen"