Big Moon Lake

I lay awake at night and angst about my phone tariff

I think about Lorraine, the lady on phone

Do you feel your package suits you?

I don't feel anything at all

I slept in late today and, yes, I slept in yesterday

I think I'm spending far too much on fairly average takeaways

Do you feel you've got a problem?

I don't feel anything at all

"Don't go to Big Moon Lake," they said

It'll only blow your mind

Come to the Yorkshire Dales instead

You know it's half the price

I'm freaking out

I'm freaking out

I waste a lot of time worried that it's running out

I buy a lot of stuff that really I could do without

I'm drinking quite a lot and smoking whilst the weather's hot

Although I've got too many things, I dream of what I haven't got

Don't swim at Big Moon Lake, my friend

You will only get too deep

Just swim in your despair again

The membership is cheap

I'm freaking out

I'm freaking out

I'm freaking out

I'm freaking out (I'm freaking out)

Then they said, "Burn the dam"

Damp mud, waterslides

Industrial blackouts

Then put it all in a mattress

Then put it all in a mattress and burn it down

I'm freaking out, freaking out

I'm freaking out, freaking out

I'm freaking out, freaking out

I'm freaking