Dating Game (feat. Tim Meadows, Hines Buchanan & Neelam) [Skit]

Talk show host :

And we're back. Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves

You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date

Becky :

OK. Handsome bachelor number one

On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?

Bachelor 1 (Jay-Z) :

So that's a… that's a good question ma

This is what I would do to impress you

Well first of all, you know where I might take you ?

I might take you over Dame's house

Becky :

Oh, really?

Bachelor 1 :

Cus my girl's at the crib. And… then what I would do is…

I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it

And I don't mean frozen water… huh, ya know?!

Becky :

That's so sweet

Bachelor 1 :

And uh… what else would I do to really…

I'd take you to Rodeo Drive, of course. Of course

Becky :

I love Rodeo

Bachelor 1 :

Ima take you to Rodeo and show you all the beautiful stores

And what you could have if your record goes number one like mine haha

That's what I would do to… pretty impressive ain't it?

Becky :

OK, sounds like fun

Same question, handsome bachelor number two

Bachelor 2 (RZA) :

Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date

My idea for that is… to pick you up in a Wu mobile, bwought to you by Cwysler

Becky :

A Wu mobile?

Bachelor 2 :

You know, the cowabowation, that we just came wit

And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks

Becky :

Ooh, I love parks!

Bachelor 2 :

Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels

Becky :

Mm, that's my favorite!

Bachelor 2 :

Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit

And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment

I'll take you down to the Wu spa

We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down

Becky :

Sounds good

Bachelor 2 :

And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner

Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy. We dewiwer 24 hours a day

Word. Just call us on the tewephone, hit me, or…

Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account

Becky :

Wow! That maybe difficult to top!

What would you do handsome bachelor number three?

Bachelor 3 (Ladies' Man) :

Yeah, listen. Can you repeat that question again please?

Becky :

Oh, ok. You want me to repeat the question?

OK, on our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?

Bachelor 3 :

That is a very good question. Heh, you're very charming

Becky :

Thank you!

Bachelor 3 :

Well, on the first date with me is… is very exciting

I would, of course, take you wherever you wanted to go

If the plans was up to me, I would take you… to uh… to NASA

Becky :

Lovely!

Bachelor 3 :

What we would do is we would take a trip up that elevator

And we would go and look at the stars, and I will pack us a picnic basket

Becky :

Sweet

Bachelor 3 :

And I would have us all kinds of… alcohol beverages

I would whip out… that's right… I would whip out a diamond necklace

Put it around you sweet, skinny neck

And touch you in places that no doctor has ever discovered on you before

Becky :

Wow

Bachelor 3 :

And then I would slowly caress your breasts

Work my way down to your… sweet lovin thighs, and then…

Talk show host :

OK, time's up

We'll find out your answer, Becky, after this commercial break