Suitcase Full of Cash

(We just stopped a red G Wagon driving northbound on the wrong side of the 101

Carrying fourteen suitcases full of fake unmarked dollar bills)

Bring in those suitcases full of cash

Keep 'em coming

You can save what you wanna

So much, it still feels unreal, what a waste

You spend what you gotta

Call the devil, he can put your deal in place

Take more till you're bloated

Too much till your bank account gets dumped

Check signed, duly noted

Deep pockets but you're still a chump, don't front

We don't care what you earn

Take your money, let it burn

Laugh it off, what a joke

Watch it burning up in smoke

In a ditch, in your moat

In your castle all alone

If you're rich or you're broke

We don't care how much you own

(The suspects now passing out Monopoly money on the off ramp)

Empty out your suitcase

Stack it up till it won't shut and it breaks

Tie it up with a shoelace

Fill it up like a piggy bank, don't wait

You can keep what you needed

But how bad do you need that stuff? Don't bluff

I don't think that you cheated

But it's funny 'cause it still don't all add up

We don't care what you earn

Take your money, let it burn

Laugh it off, what a joke

Watch it burning up in smoke

In a ditch, in your moat

In your castle all alone

If you're rich or you're broke

We don't care how much you own

(Take that suitcase full of cash and burn it)

Whatchu saving for?

And what are you becoming?

Some people are so poor

That all they have is money

People sleeping on the floor can be happier with nothing

Some people are so poor

That all they have is money

We don't care what you earn

Take your money, let it burn

Laugh it off, what a joke

Watch it burning up in smoke

In a ditch, in your moat

In your castle all alone

If you're rich or you're broke

We don't care how much you own