Country & Western

Well, they say I'm neofolk, a traditional outlaw

Americana troubadour, that don't sound like me at all

But I sing about real life like drinking, cheating, and loving

I'm what they used to simply call country music

Hey, I'm a singing professor of country and western

I'll cry along to a steel guitar in any old lonely bar

And I'll saw on my fiddle, I might even drink a little

Hey, I'm a singing professor of country and western

I've never missed a night of school in the honky tonks downtown

Chasing shots of whiskey and them wild, wild women around

Oh, I studied all the legends and learned from what they done

No, I'm not trying to rewind time, I'm just doing what I love

Hey, I'm a singing professor of country and western

I'll cry along to a steel guitar in any old lonely bar

And I'll saw on my fiddle, I might even drink a little

Hey, I'm a singing professor of country and western

Hey, I'm a singing professor of country and western