Jiu Jits You

Um, excuse me?

My friend was sitting there

Yeah but she’s coming back in a second

Fine, sit there, whatever

No I've got a drink, thanks

Yeah and my eyes are up here, mate

I’ve seen you looking at my thighs

Definitely weren’t looking in my eyes

Gonna give you quite a surprise

'Cause I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you, bitch

I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you, bitch

These thighs do more than look nice, they'll wrap around your neck like a vice

Sound fun?

You better think twice

'Cause I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you, bitch

I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you

I’ll knock you out

I’ll pin you down

I’ll pick you up

And I’ll spin you round

'Cause I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you, bitch

I do jiu jitsu

I’m gonna jiu jits-you

I’ll knock you out

I’ll pin you down

I’ll pick you up

And I'll spin you round, round, round, round, round, round

'Cause I fucking told you

I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you, bitch

I do jiu jitsu

I'm gonna jiu jits-you, bitch

Here she comes now

Back from the toilet

Where ya gonna sit?

Did I mention she’s actually a red belt in jiu jitsu?

That’s the equivalent to a black belt in karate

Do you want us to scrapple you outside, bud, or what?

'Cause we will

'Cause we do jiu jitsu, bitch

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