Another Christmas Song

Ho, it's another Christmas song

Whoa, get ready brother for another Christmas song

They play for a month, ad infinitum

One day it struck me, someone must write 'em

So, it's another Christmas song

Santa Claus singing on naughty snow

Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe

The manger's on fire

The holly's a-glow

Hear the baby Jesus cryin' "ho ho ho"

Hey, it's another Christmas song

Yay, snother oft returning

Royalty-earning Christmas song

I've got plenty more, so go buy a modem

Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em

Pay for another Christmas song

Chestnuts glisten on a silent night

Sleigh bells kissing by candlelight

The tree is frozen, the winter's bright

Who'd have thought the wise men look so white?

You, don't you wanna sing along?

To my humble yuletide

Dreamed up poolside

Christmas song

Make it a part of your holiday canon

Make it the heart of my retirement plannin'

Do sing another Christmas song

Beat it into em fellas

Watch my feet fly

But wait, who's this?

Young ones starving on a dead-end street

Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet

Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat

Please help the "Colbert Children" eat

Whoa, just another Christmas song

No, this is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song

Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered

Please save my family and make this a standard

Go, join the ever-growing throng

Who are singing

And swingin'

While my kids are clinging to the hope

My register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing

From another Christmas song

Copyright Stephen Colbert